Ten things I have learned thus far in the jungle:
1. When ants begin constructing a new colony in your dirty clothes bag, it’s time to do laundry.
2. I am bad at doing laundry.
3. Doing laundry by hand is f-ing difficult (pardon my french...er spanish). Praised be thee who invented the washing machine. I love you.
4. Wearing clothing numerous times decreases weekly laundry load, but also increases scrub time and likeliness of moldy undies.
5. Wearing no clothing is highly advised. However, this can compromise cleanliness of the kitchen. Can be valuable, though, during naked sushi night (see previous entry).
6. The clay oven is a great dryer, just be careful who catches you baking your undies in a Pyrex dish in the middle of the night!
7. Surround yourself with other people who smell – it always increases your smellfesteem.
8. Wear dirty laundry to cob sessions – cow manure masks any previous objectionable odors.
9. Not only does cow poop smell, it stains. Mold stains too.
10. Now I know why Tarzan only wore a loin cloth.
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